Croydon Events Calendar

Looking for something to do in Croydon? Whether you're a local, new in town or just cruising through we've got loads of great tips and events to offer. Find out what’s on in Croydon with our regularly updated events calendar featuring the best upcoming events in Croydon and the area.

This guide lists events at a glance, showing what’s on each month. See the highlights of What’s On for Croydon, featuring the best of things to do in Croydon – Live Music and Gigs, Family Events, Art & Culture, Food & Drink and much more. Croydon fundraisers and charity events.

Important This Event Calendar is not maintained on a daily basis and some events may have changed dates or are no longer happening. Please double-check the event websites for the most up-to-date information.

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Harry Hill: New Bits & Greatest Hits

Name: Harry Hill: New Bits & Greatest Hits
Start: 2025-04-12T19:30:00+01:00
End: 2025-04-12T22:00:00+01:00
Location: Fairfield Halls

12th April 2025 @ 7:30 pm - 10:00 pm

£34.75

The Badger Parade is back on!

Join me on my Diamond Jubilee lap of honour as I celebrate 60 Glorious Years of fun, laughter and low level disruption!

Marvel! As I offer new insights into the hot topics of the day such as the demise of the SCART lead, The Culture Wars, the differences between crab sticks and rhubarb and the origins of Tirimisu!

Guffaw with delight! As I delve into my back catalogue using my patented ‘Old Bit Randomiser’ for old favourites like ‘Interspecies Tennis’, ‘The time I went up in the Space Shuttle’ and ‘When Nan got her hair caught in the knitting’ !

Cough Awkwardly! As Gary ,(my son from my first marriage) attempts to take over the business again.

Tap your Feet! As Stouffer The Cat spits a little Steflon Don!

Watch in Wonder! at the return of The Badger Parade with guest appearances from The Knitted Character and Abu Hamster

Plus one lucky audience member will get to join me in a double act!

SO GET ON BOARD THE LAUGHTER TRAIN !